The Day We
Started Running
“Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.”
»

giraffodill:

perfect comic is perfect

6 days ago on September 25th, 2014 |54,298 notes
1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 |622,662 notes

fandomwasteland:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke

1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 |112,517 notes

iambecomezagreus:

 (via anthonyainley)

1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 |91,947 notes
floralgleam:

nocturnal-whore:

Ringo being the cutie he is.

adorbsies

floralgleam:

nocturnal-whore:

Ringo being the cutie he is.

adorbsies

1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 |1,627 notes

starryskiesandcherrypies:

lightspeedsound:

girlmarauders:

accurate

oh my god

1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 |342,190 notes
1 week ago on September 21st, 2014 |752 notes

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

1 week ago on September 19th, 2014 |218,020 notes

theongreyjoys:

i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon 

2 weeks ago on September 17th, 2014 |118,527 notes

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

2 weeks ago on September 16th, 2014 |203,431 notes

mrdalekandco:

isilienelenihin:

^^^

2 weeks ago on September 16th, 2014 |30,778 notes

thosemagconboys:

touchyourblood:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"How do you know when a tampon’s ready to come out? Or does it like, dissolve when it’s done?"

"Do you have to be a certain age to buy tampons?"

2 weeks ago on September 16th, 2014 |116,135 notes
3,055,007 plays

justasouthie:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

i think i just broke my face from smiling so hard

2 weeks ago on September 16th, 2014 |520,539 notes

fun fact of the day: the word fart means speed in danish

2 weeks ago on September 14th, 2014 |2 notes

Lighters of the Vietnam War

Lighters of the Vietnam War

2 weeks ago on September 14th, 2014 |194,269 notes